Also I did not let the dishes pile in the sink throughout the day and decide to clean them at 10 o'clock at night.
I totally did not yell to Jake while watching The Bachelor "you're an idiot!!!" and then apologize 5 seconds later, I would never do that.
And I definitely did not read the same book to Halie 6 times in a row (b/c she practically begged me) and the 7th time hid it from her...that's just mean.
Nope not me :)